As a member of the now banned-for-life

Flying Chickens team, I’ll try to clarify the “situation” around the People’s Curse…
First, some background – I was introduced to the team by a mutual friend a couple weeks ago. They were kind enough to let me join the team, which consisted entirely of current or former SCCA SM racers and COM members: Outzen, Kleeman, Foote, Woodle, Kubec. Our team made the terrible mistake of showing up to Lemons with a Miata. Instantly, we were assessed (unfairly, of course) 100 “BS Penalty Laps”. The car was certainly WORTH more than $500, but it didn’t COST more than $500 – whatever, that’s neither here nor there.
The driving was terrible (to the point of being borderline unsafe as Will mentioned), but we just worked through traffic. We picked up a lot of penalties for no apparent reason (Leos went a bit sideways in T1 while it was raining on Saturday, and got black flagged for “spinning”…while other cars were actually spinning lap after lap with no repercussions

). Anyway, given what probably seemed like aggressive driving (we lapped some cars ever 4 or 5 laps), a stupid little car (seriously, no one likes Miatas, especially ones with stickers on them), and FTD’s both days, people probably didn’t really like us. It also didn’t help that I hit (brushed gently) a Mustang in T3 as he turned into me (probably partially my fault as I wasn’t completely done passing prior to corner entry, but he had NO IDEA that I was there even though I was behind/beside him for a full lap). I had nowhere to go at the apex of 3 (wall on inside, Mustang on outside…the Mustang was softer) – but I don’t think that really mattered since the People’s Curse votes had been submitted by then. Either way, Leos was FURIOUS that we got the penalty – in his opinion the Mustang should have known I was there…it was funny to watch him argue with the Lemons guys and fail (we had to color a picture of a car before going back out because we were “driving like babies”).
The People’s Curse – 20 teams voted to have no cars crushed, 12 voted to have us crushed, and the next highest total was 2. It wasn’t enough for them to crush us, but it was enough for them to take the hard top off the Miata and dump an industrial bucket of horseshit into the cockpit. Kleeman was on track at the time, so he was black flagged at noon and directed under the “fertilizer”. He and I were talking about the run, and what was about to happen while the car. On the other side of the “audience” that had formed, the owners talked to Jay. I wasn’t nearby, so I didn’t hear the conversation. However, apparently we couldn’t touch the car, not even to get the radio out (even though in the rules you get X minutes to take whatever out of the car). I think this was probably just a misunderstanding. Either way, the next thing I know Leos drives the car out from under the dung and I hear the announcement over the PA that we are all banned for life… In between I guess the owners said no effing way, we’re taking the car out of here. No cops were called, but I wouldn’t doubt that it was mentioned by the owners – the owners weren’t pleased because they felt like the car was unfairly penalized all weekend, and we didn’t even get enough votes to fulfill the People’s Curse.
Bottom line – I’m a little bummed it ended up like that for our team. I suppose you could say our team took it too seriously. Not being able to get our stuff out of the car prior to the dumping was the tipping point. I had some fun while it lasted, although it was pretty scary out there at times. Like Will said, it was also great to see a bunch of familiar faces as COM was well represented.
If anyone has heard other details/rumors about the event, I would be happy to confirm/reject/clarify.