That's the kind of stuff I love about this club ...

ME:Wonder if you kept my trophy (and plaque) please and if so how can I come and collect it.
SAM:
It looks great on the wall of my office. Now I will need to repair the nail holes when I take it down! The nail holes in the plaque aren't too bad, sort gives it a folksy, antique look.
Charge for transporting it: $15.00
Charge for holes in wall: $50.00
Appointment to pick it up: $50.00 after 500PM - $150.00 if during my "work" hours
